Kellyanne Conway just escalated the White House’s campaign against Robert Mueller

Kellyanne Conway

White House counselor Kellyanne Conway zeroed in Friday on special counsel Robert Mueller, telling “Fox & Friends” that she thinks it’s important for the American people to know about his team’s potential conflicts of interest in investigating President Donald Trump and his associates.

“Fox & Friends” host Ainsley Earhardt said some members of Mueller’s team, which is investigating whether members of the Trump campaign colluded with Russians during the 2016 election, have donated thousands of dollars to Democrats in the past.

“This is just a witch hunt,” Conway said in response. “It’s all a hoax, and now they’re going in all types of different directions, but I think that the information you just shared is relevant information for America to have. People should know what folks’ past and their motivations and their political motivations are. These weren’t minor donations.”

A bombshell Washington Post report published Thursday night, and quickly echoed by a New York Times report, said Trump and his legal team are searching for ways to discredit Mueller and are laying the groundwork to fire him.

Trump had been disturbed to learn that Mueller was digging into his business dealings and financial history, which he had previously suggested to the Times would be a “red line.” Trump was particularly irked by the possibility that Mueller could access his tax returns, according to the Post.

“Talk about conflicts? But he was interviewing for the job,” Trump told the Times, referring to the period when Mueller was being considered to replace fired FBI Director James Comey. “There were many other conflicts that I haven’t said, but I will at some point.”

Trump’s legal team is reportedly looking into Mueller’s previous working relationship with Comey and a dispute involving Trump’s golf course as possible conflicts of interest. But experts say there is no evidence that Mueller has engaged in any inappropriate behavior that would warrant his removal.

An early conflict of interest concern involving his law firm’s representation of some of the people caught up in the investigation — including former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort and Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser — was resolved by the Justice Department, which granted Mueller a waiver to move forward with the probe.

Trump shook up his legal team on Thursday night, with some speculating that his lawyer Marc Kasowitz and legal spokesman Mark Corallo were ousted because they were uncomfortable with targeting Mueller.

Melania Trump:First Lady flash nipple in sexy see-through dress

MELANIA TRUMP became First Lady earlier this year but a throwback picture from 2005 has shown Donald Trump’s former model wife accidentally flashing her nipple.

Melania Trump: nipple flash naked

Melania Trump, 47, was a model before she became First Lady in January this year.

The mother-of-one attended red carpet events and fashion shows with her reality TV star husband Donald Trump – now President of the United States.

Rarely a day went by without the couple attending an A-list event so it may come as no surprise that Melania suffered a wardrobe malfunction or two.

A throwback picture – taken in 2005 – shows her and Donald arriving at the Duplex Penthouse, Trump Park Avenue in New York City.

Melania Trump: throwback



Donald Trump’s affection for O.J. Simpson

O.J. Simpson and Donald Trump at the grand opening of New York City's Harley-Davidson Cafe in October 1993.

Add this to the list of issues on which President Trump has flip-flopped: His relationship with O.J. Simpson.

As Simpson heads into what has been dubbed “the parole hearing of the century” on Thursday, Trump has thus far managed to stay away from the story, not offering so much as an early morning tweet.

But in a long-gone version of America — one where Trump wasn’t in the White House, Simpson wasn’t in prison for robbery and both men appeared to innocently feed off every scrap of media coverage — the two seemed to share an on-off affection.

Even after Simpson earned criminal infamy, and Trump started publicly condemning him, The Donald still admitted that he admired The Juice for his media power.

The two were pictured together in October 1993, celebrating the opening of the now-defunct Harley Davidson Cafe in New York City. In what might be the only picture of Trump and Simpson side-by-side, they are all smiles as they pose with retired Mets player Keith Hernandez and Trump’s little daughter, Ivanka.

And there was Simpson two months later at Trump’s wedding, as the business mogul tied the knot with his second bride, Marla Maples.

Simpson offered the media there a little dig at Trump’s troubles with commitment.

“I think everybody in the country believes maybe their relationship can work, if this relationship can work,” he said at the wedding.

Six months later, the former football star was arrested for the murder of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman.

Thus began the trial of the century, which took over the nation’s attention for seven months until Simpson was acquitted in 1995. (He would be held liable for wrongful death two years later, though, in a civil suit filed by the victims’ families.)

Amazingly, there is little record of Trump commenting on the trial that dominated the headlines, beyond a few poorly sourced tabloid tidbits.

Nor did Trump seem to speak up when Simpson was arrested in 2007 for armed robbery and kidnapping charges, which led to him getting sentenced to 33 years in prison the next year.

Trump’s only documented remark about the case came in a 2004 Howard Stern interview, in which he recalled seeing Simpson’s wife “screaming at him” in a Los Angeles restaurant.

“He decided obviously to kill her,” Trump said, with a laugh.

In 2008, as Simpson was about to begin his time behind bars, Trump admitted he thought the two would be a perfect duo for reality TV.

Trump said in a 2008 Stern interview that he wanted to cast Simpson in the upcoming ninth season of “The Apprentice” — because he loved thinking about how great the ratings would be.

“In your business, there’s a thing called ratings,” Trump told Stern.

“I found out a lot about your business, because, hey, I’m the biggest star. I’m now the biggest star … So I know that if you come up with a cure for cancer, and if you put it on, and if it doesn’t get ratings, they will not broadcast it. So, you come with a cure for a disease — no good.”

“Now I know this,” he added.

“If I put O.J. on — huge ratings. Oh, forget it, 35 million people.”

Trump claimed NBC “went totally crazy” over the pitch. But he said he stopped short of an offer because, as he put it, he “realized (Simpson) killed his wife.”

“I don’t like people that kill their wives,” the future President said.

“Does that make sense? Does that make me a disloyal person? I like women. I mean, I don’t even like guys that beat up women — you get a lot of those guy.”

Trump, who today faces a series of sexual harassment allegations, made sure to mention that he’s not one of those guys.

“I’m a lover, not a fighter,” he said.

I can’t believe that the judge in the Oscar Pistorious case has found him not guilty of murder. No one has been more guilty since O.J.!

“Great lover, poor fighter.”

The whole story, though, might have been fake news from Trump. NBC later said in a statement that it “never considered O.J. Simpson for the next season of ‘The Apprentice,’ nor will.”

In the Stern interviews, Trump casually mentioned how he used to hang out and play golf with Simpson.

With Simpson now locked up, and therefore out of the headlines for years, he also seemed to fall off of Trump’s radar.

The only known mention since 2008 came when Trump grew outraged about another celebrity murder trial: The case against Oscar Pistorius, the South African sprinter who would eventually be convicted murdering his girlfriend.

Trump let it be known on Twitter that he condemned Pistorius — as well as his old pal Simpson.

“Oscar Pistorious, ‘the blade runner,’ is as guilty as O.J. I wonder if the result will be the same?” Trump tweeted in April 2014, spelling the athlete’s surname incorrectly.

Five months later, Pistorius was found not guilty of premeditated murder, though he would later be convicted of culpable homicide and, ultimately, murder.

Trump, once again, slammed Simpson on Twitter while raging about the case.

“I can’t believe that the judge in the Oscar Pistorious case has found him not guilty of murder. No one has been more guilty since O.J.!” he tweeted, once again getting the athlete’s name wrong.

That was the second time Trump said on Twitter that Simpson was guilty of a crime for which he was not convicted.

Two years later, after he secured the Republican presidential nomination, Trump started doing the same thing to another one of his former wedding guests: Hillary Clinton.

Trump’s Uncontrollable Rage Tweets About The Uncovered Second Putin Meeting Like A Total Psycho

On Tuesday, the news broke that President Trump met not once, but twice with Russian President Vladimir Putin while attending the recent G-20 summit in Hamburg, Germany.

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Trump, ever quick at the draw when it comes to these sorts of things, took to Twitter to denounce the revelations about his meeting as fake — even though the very existence of the meeting was confirmed, eventually, by some of his own staffers.

Trump wrote on Twitter Tuesday night:

‘Fake News story of secret dinner with Putin is “sick.” All G 20 leaders, and spouses, were invited by the Chancellor of Germany. Press knew! The Fake News is becoming more and more dishonest! Even a dinner arranged for top 20 leaders in Germany is made to look sinister!’

Fake News story of secret dinner with Putin is “sick.” All G 20 leaders, and spouses, were invited by the Chancellor of Germany. Press knew!

The Fake News is becoming more and more dishonest! Even a dinner arranged for top 20 leaders in Germany is made to look sinister!

What Trump seems to be doing here is employing the same line of reasoning employed earlier in the day by National Security Spokesman Michael Anton, but just because one can observe a crude progression from Point A to Point B in the thought process at play here doesn’t mean it’s legitimate.

Anton told the press early Tuesday that the interaction between Trump and Putin was nothing more than a “pull aside,” adding that “a conversation over dessert should not be characterized as a meeting.”

There are serious issues with Anton trying naively to dismiss the meeting as nothing more than a “pull aside.” Eyewitness and insider accounts of what went on state that Trump and Putin spoke privately for about an hour, with the U.S. and Russian presidents exchanging “a lot of hand gestures, gesticulations, that sort of thing.”

The meeting disturbed those other world leaders who were present at the dinner, which took place on July 7. Political consultant Ian Brenmer, who was the first to publicly reveal the existence of the meeting, suggested that the other leaders present were disturbed by the meeting because Trump was, quite frankly, much more friendly with President Putin than he was with the leaders of countries traditionally allied to the United States.

There is an another issue with Trump’s argument. Quite simply, nobody ever said that it was a secret that Trump ate dinner with Putin. Yes, the press knew; we all knew. The secret part is the meeting of old chums on the side of that dinner.

Trump and his team could help put this whole thing to rest if they were completely forthcoming about it, but they’re not going to be.

Check out Twitter’s thoughts below.

Featured Image via Alex Wong/Getty Images

Who Is Hank Siemer? 5 Facts, Details & Rumors About Melania Trump’s Rumored BOYFRIEND

Melania Trump


Apparently, there could be more trouble in paradise than we realize at the White House.

Rumors started circulating last month that First Lady Melania Trump has had a longtime affair with Henry “Hank” Siemer, the head of security at Tiffany’s in the Trump Tower.

Novelist Monica Byrne was the first to blow the whistle with a string of tweets accusing Melania of the affair — and of President Donald Trump knowing about it. They’ve since been deleted, but Perez Hilton has the thread posted to his site.

One reads: “But here it is: word is, for many years, Melania’s been having an affair with the head of security at Tiffany’s in the Trump Tower lobby.”

Here are 5 things we’ve learned about the First Lady’s rumored boyfriend(and hot pictures of Hank Siemer to boot):


1. The President and the First Lady Melania might have been on their way to a divorce


former White House staffer even claimed that divorce papers for the first family were signed, but the divorce was put on hold when he won the election.

The theory states that they had to renegotiate the agreement. She is imprisoned in that marriage for as long as he’s president.


2. Trump knows about Melania’s affair. 


Byrne tweeted that Trump knew about Hank Siemer and is totally OK with it. This might explain why Melania didn’t bat an eyelash over those “grab her by the p*ssy” remarks during the election.

Rumor has it that Melania stayed at the Trump Tower in New York City (versus moving to the White House when Donald did in January) to stay close to her boyfriend.


3. Hank is kind of a hunk.  


Judging from the pictures of the First Lady’s rumored boyfriend, he’s not bad on the eyes. Even with a fruity cocktail in his hand, Melania did a good job picking her side-piece.

He’s like a real-life Mr. Clean, only tanner. Well done.


4. Where does Hank Siemer work? Well, he’s got a cozy job (and likes to stay fit?)


His official title is the vice president of global retail security of Tiffany & Co., so he’s not just the guy guarding the big doors. And apparently, that was a somewhat recent promotion.


5. He has a pretty impressive career and background. 

Loss Prevention Media

Only the best for Mel, right? Hank was not only recently promoted to VP, but he’s also held leadership roles with Barnes & Noble, Pergament Home Centers and Caldor over the course of his 27+ years in loss prevention.

And he has a bachelor of science degree in criminal justice from St. John’s University.

Busted:Trump’s lawyer reveals something about the Russia meeting that imply Trump attended

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President Donald Trump’s lawyer told ABC on Sunday morning that Donald Trump Jr.’s meeting last June with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya and Russian-American lobbyist Rinat Akhmetshin was innocent because if it weren’t, the Secret Service would not have “allowed these people in.”

“I wonder why the Secret Service — if this was nefarious — why the Secret Service allowed these people in?” Sekulow told ABC’s Jon Karl. “The president had Secret Service protection at that point, and that raised a question with me.”

It is unclear why Sekulow assumed the Secret Service vetted people Trump Jr. met with. The Secret Service confirmed on Sunday that Trump Jr. was not under its protection on June 9, 2016, and “would not have screened anyone he [Trump Jr.] was meeting with at that time.” Trump’s campaign chairman, Paul Manafort, and his son-in-law Jared Kushner were not under Secret Service protection at that point, either, as Think Progress noted on Sunday.

The Secret Service would not have had to do a background check on the attendees beforehand since Trump was just a candidate at the time, former Secret Service agent Jonathan Wackrow told CNN on Sunday — only a physical screening.

Indeed,  Akhmetshin told Yahoo that “no one asked us for ID’s” when he and Veselnitskaya entered Trump Tower. “We literally walked in,” he said. He told the Washington Post in an earlier interview that Veselnitskaya only invited him to the meeting the day of.

Sekulow’s comments about the Secret Service garnered widespread attention, and raised questions about whether Trump himself was present at the meeting he claimed to only have learned about last week. Emails released by Trump Jr. last Tuesday revealed he was offered dirt on Hillary Clinton by a “Russian government attorney” who wanted to meet with him to discuss it further. Trump Jr. agreed to the meeting, replying, “I love it.”

According to media reports from that time, Trump was at Trump Tower at 4 p.m. while the meeting was taking place in his son’s office. The only public event the then-candidate attended that day was a fundraising lunch for the Trump Victory Fund, CNN reported, and he was back at Trump Tower by 1 p.m.

Akhmetshin, a Russian-born lobbyist who since at least last year has been working with the lawyer, Veselnitskaya, to overturn a US law sanctioning Russians, confirmed his participation in the meeting to the Associated Press on Friday. He said that Trump Jr. asked Veselnitskaya for information on illicit money flowing into the Democratic National Committee but that Veselnitskaya had nothing substantive to provide.

In a later interview with Yahoo, however, Akhmetshin said Veselnitskaya left documents with Trump Jr. at his office. Akhmetshin said he thought the documents related to the alleged money flow, but that he couldn’t be sure because he “didn’t prepare the document.”

Donald Trump Jr. President Donald TrumpDonald Trump Jr. (L) and Donald Trump (R). Saul Loeb-Pool/Getty Images

The meeting lasted “15 to 20 minutes,” according to Sekulow. Trump Jr. had said it lasted about half an hour. Either way, at 4:40, roughly 40 minutes after the meeting began, Trump began tweeting about Clinton’s emails.

“Where are your 33,000 emails that you deleted?” Trump tweeted in response to a quip from Clinton.

Trump and his surrogates have insisted the president did not learn of the meeting until last week. But his legal team knew about it at least three weeks ago, according to Yahoo, when Jared Kushner’s lawyers informed them of the email chain. The chain, which was forwarded to Kushner, prompted him to amend his security clearance form — for the second time — on June 21.

Trump Jr. has said the meeting was inconsequential and a waste of time. But Sekulow’s comment about the Secret Service, and Trump’s reported presence at Trump Tower while the meeting was taking place, raise questions about how plausible it is that his son, campaign manager, son-in-law, and Secret Service detail (if they were made aware of the rendezvous) never told him about it, or that he himself did not attend.

That is especially true given Trump’s hands-on approach to all aspects of his business empire, biographer Tim O’Brien has noted. According to a former business associate, Jody Kriss, “Donald [Sr.] was always in charge.”

“Donald had to agree to every term of every deal and had to sign off on everything,” Kriss, who worked with the real-estate company Bayrock before leaving because he was convinced it was a money laundering front, told O’Brien last month. “Nothing happened unless he said it was okay to do it. Even if Donald Jr., shook your hand on a deal, he came back downstairs to renegotiate if his father told him to.”

Trump Tweets Golf Tournament Went Great: So Many Women Running Around In Short Skirts

It’s no secret that Donald Trump is a big fan of golf. He is such a big fan of golf that on his personal Twitter account, @realDonaldTrump, which has been confirmed by the White House as a source of official statements from the president, he has posted more about golf in recent days than anything else.

 Golf Outfits

Trump wrote on Twitter early this Sunday evening:

‘I am at the @USGA #USWomensOpen. An amateur player is co-leading for the first time in many decades – very exciting!’

I am at the @USGA . An amateur player is co-leading for the first time in many decades – very exciting!

What kind of state are we in when the president is issuing official statements about golfing tournaments and not about such important things as LGBT pride month? The Trump White House literally never issued any public statement acknowledging Pride Month, which was in June and has been around for a couple decades.

The occasion for Trump’s obsessive golf-tweeting is the U.S. Women’s Open being held at his private golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey. Besides the days that he has been in attendance at this tournament, Trump has spent a significant amount of time — almost two weeks — at his Bedminster golf club. He’s spent even more time at golf courses in general, having racked up 40 of his 177 days in office as of mid-July at a golf course, according to a tracker from NBC News.

He has spent a total of 54 of his first 177 days in office at Trump properties, including, besides his golf courses, Trump International Hotel in Washington, D.C., and his Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida.

Trump’s presence at the U.S. Women’s Open is controversial, but he doesn’t care. Even still, it’s worth noting that him choosing to attend all of the last three days of the tournament has driven media attention away from the actual sport going on and onto him — just how he likes it.

Adding insult to injury is the fact that Trump is making money from all of this, since it’s being held at his private golf club. We have truly entered the era of the rich, reality star, wealth obsessed president.

Twitter, of course, had a lot to say about the president of the United States spending all this time tweeting to promote a golf tournament that makes him money. Check it out below.

Using your Presidency to Advertise your Own Golf Course….

Nothing to see here… Move on…

A MEGA-BOOM Is on the way! 

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REPORT: Two Media Outlets Soon to Drop Mega-Bombshell on Trump –

“You ain’t seen nothing yet!” Sure, it’s a song from the 1974 album by Bachman–Turner Overdrive, but it’s also now a catch phrase that is appropriate for what we will reportedly see from two mainst…

You should apologise for all of the times you criticised Barack Obama for playing golf

At this stage of his presidency, Barack Obama had played golf less than half the number of times you have

You may want to get off the golf course & turn on the news. Your own lawyer just incriminated you.

Your lawyer implied you WERE at the meeting to conspire with Russia… want to resign now or go out in cuffs? 

At times it feels like an amateur is also leading our country.

You have tweeted more about golf in the last two days than any other issue.

Not as exciting as your 36% approval rating.

But please keep promoting your resorts. Don’t wish McCain or Carter well.

I am at the @USGA . An amateur player is co-leading for the first time in many decades – very exciting!

 may be your cash cow, but POTUS approval hit rock bottom for the first time in many decades – very exciting!

I am at the @USGA . An amateur player is co-leading for the first time in many decades – very exciting!

And as Rome burned, Nero watched women’s golf. It was very exciting.

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Trump Admits: “I Was ‘Sexually Attracted To Ivanka When She Was 13”

In what has become a regular occurrence with Donald Trump, we once again have him admitting that he finds his daughter Ivanka–especially at about the age of 13–sexually attractive. More sexually appealing than his current wife, Melania.

This admission, which appeared in the draft of an article by the Washington Post’sRichard Cohen, was later removed from the final draft which was published. Originally, Cohen had this quote from Trump:

“Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife?”

Cohen’s piece, titled “Our Next President, The Godfather,” was published today, but it was lacking the controversial line shown above.

Here’s the full excerpt as it originally appeared:

“Jared Kushner, our Tom Hagen, who married Trump’s stunning daughter Ivanka — ‘Can I ask you something?’ Trump asked someone I know, about his then-13-year-old kid, ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife? — has lately lost some of this Boy Scout aura. It turns out Kushner’s admission to Harvard was preceded by his father’s $2.5 million pledge.”

All the Post would say about the removed line was this murky comment from editorial page editor Fred Hiatt:

“We edit every column to try to make it as good as it can be. We don’t think it would be fair to our writers to discuss the editing process, and don’t see what is to be gained by talking about things that are not published—there are countless drafts that never see the light of day.”

Given that this isn’t the first time Trump has made such disturbing remarks about his daughter, it seems likely that such a quote did come from his mouth. On another occasion, Trump told a reporter this about Ivanka:

“Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father . . . ”

Our incestuous President also had this to say about his little girl:

“She does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Or there’s this quote from an interview Trump gave to Howard Stern:

“You know who’s one of the great beauties of the world, according to everybody? And I helped create her. Ivanka. My daughter, Ivanka. She’s 6 feet tall, she’s got the best body.”

Apparently we don’t have a new Commander-in Chief. Instead, we have a Pervert-in-Residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

Trump Jr Just Woke Up To His Worst Nightmare – Meeting With Russians Was Recorded: report

On Jan. 10, a former Clinton administration White House staffer said that a source close to the FBI’s Russia collusion investigation told him that Donald Trump Jr.’s meeting with Russian lawyer Natalia Veselnitskaya was recorded.

Donald Trump Jr. has admitted that he met with Natalia Vaselnitskaya, a Russian lawyer who offered information that could be helpful to his father’s campaign, in June of 2016. After news of this information broke there was no way of knowing exactly what took place during their meeting, but now Claude Taylor says that a knowledgable source on the FBI investigation into possible collusion between the Trump administration and Russia shared with him that the meeting was being watched and recorded.

A source with knowledge of the investigation tells me that IC had “ears on” Russian lawyer. The meeting was recorded. Donald, Jr is toast.

The response to this bombshell Taylor shared on his Twitter account erupted immediately. Here are just a few of the reactions:

this would explain why there has been no attempt to deny story-but wld suggest trumps know that the info is certain

A source with knowledge of the investigation tells me that IC had “ears on” Russian lawyer. The meeting was recorded. Donald, Jr is toast.

Of couse, why would Jr. Admit to convo if not taped and why would Trump have cried that “Obama” tapped his phones? They all know!!!

Well well, looks like Jr is going to be a popular addition to cell block 6…

I can hear em chanting now: fish, fish, fish..

If IC was listening, Donald Sr. could be toast as well.

It’s too easy. “Maryland woman sees Donald Trump face in toast, immediately throws away.”

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The information falls in line with everything about the FBI’s ongoing investigation into Russian collusion and the content of Donald Trump Jr.’s meeting might just be the nail in the impeachment coffin Donald Trump bought long before he managed to win the presidency while losing the popular vote.

For a family that insists any hint of collusion with Russia during the 2016 election is ridiculous “fake news,” there is a suspiciously long list of Trump campaign and administration members who met with Russian officials while Trump’s presidential campaign was underway. This could be the key to putting Trump back in his proper place, which is anywhere far away from White House. and perhaps even in a federal penitentiary. At the rate things seem to be going, he might even have some neighbors he knows, like Don Jr.

Donald Trump Is Terrifying And Sales For Doomsday Bunkers Are Booming (Photos)

How will the end of the world go down? While the rest of us cower in makeshift shelters, the super-rich will be living the high life their luxury doomsday bunkers.

Our nation abounds with doomsday preppers stockpiling food, weapons, and supplies in case of nuclear bombs, earthquakes, economic collapse, civil unrest, and other scary future disasters. Rupert Murdoch’s National Geographic channel has even created a reality show about them. Now the world’s jet setters are jumping on the survivalist bandwagon, and their luxury doomsday bunkers make even the most carefully crafted dugouts look like shabby 20th-century fallout shelters.

Rising S‘s Clyde Scott, a Texas entrepreneur whose company makes and installs highly secure dwellings, told NBC News sales have doubled since Donald Trump was elected.

“During the Obama administration our sales went up 250 percent. In the Trump administration in the past month our sales probably went up 500 percent.”

You don’t have to be as rich as Trump pretends to be to prepare for the Apocalypse. All you need is a plot of land and $39,500 for an 8×12 foot mini bunker. But the real money comes from building luxury doomsday bunkers, which sell for millions.

Even the most basic units come with everything you need. The mini bunker has a kitchen, appliances, plumbing, water hookups, electrical, air and water filtration, bunk beds, and ample food storage. The highest-end unit includes the above amenities, plus a fitness center, swimming pool, hot tub, sauna, bowling alley, movie theater, green house with LED grow lights, and an automated irrigation system.

Isn’t it great that you can get your pool game on while waiting out the End Times?

Rising S Bunkers @RisingSBunkers. Anybody up for some pool?! This is our Luxury Game Room featured in our Luxury Underground Bunkers! #pool #luxurybunkers #gameroom

And as long as you’re stuck here, you might as well enjoy your fully equipped custom kitchen and dining room, complete with a bowl of fake fruit so you can someday tell your children what fruit used to look like.

Rising S Bunkers? @RisingSBunkers Enjoy a sneak peak into our Full Custom Kitchen, complete with stoves, double sinks and custom cabinets! #luxurybunkers #customkitchen

While waiting out the apocalypse, luxury doomsday bunkers give you the pampering you think you deserve.

But what if you don’t want to deal with maintenance, personally having to fend off zombies, and other hassles? Forbes reports the Oppidum offers a secluded estatetucked away in the mountains of Czechoslovakia for those who can afford it. Marketed as “the largest billionaire bunker in the world,” the 323,000 square foot property houses above ground estates with lavish underground shelters below. The entire complex is operated from an underground control center and military-grade security is provided.

The Oppidum started out in 1984 as a joint project with Czechoslovakia and the then-Soviet Union, towards the end of the Cold War. Since then, Czech real estate developer Jakub Zamrazil has transformed it into what Forbes calls “the ultimate life-assurance solution.” Here are a handful of screen captures from Forbesvideo‘ (shown below).

Click here to watch Forbes‘ video report on the Oppidum.

Or, if you prefer your Luxury doomsday bunkers closer to home, check out Survival Condo in Kansas. As with the Oppidum, an entrepreneur made clever use of a relic from the Cold War.

Developer Larry Hall’s Survival Condo in Kansas utilizes two abandoned Atlas missile silos built by the US Army Corps of Engineers to house warheads during the early 1960s.

Below the grim-looking entrance lies a community with all kinds of options ranging from a 900-square foot condo to a two-story, 3,600-square foot penthouse for $4.5 million. Residents can also socialize in the common areas, which include a pool, movie theater, bar, library, and even a general store. Thanks to an aquaculture room and hydroponic nursery, the super-rich can even enjoy fresh vegetables and fish as they while away the nuclear winter.

Click here to watch CNN’s report on Survival Condo’s luxury doomsday bunkers.

The units are even designed with windows that display custom video feeds so you don’t even feel like you’re underground. The price tag and fees also include disaster training and year-round access to your unit, in case you’d like to enjoy an occasional getaway.

The condos were sold out as of April, but Hall’s already working on a new project. If you can’t wait, you can try your luck with Vivos.

Billed as the “largest survival community on earth,” Vivos offers 575 private bunkers located on 9,000 acres in a former U.S. military ordnance depot in Black Hills, S.D. Vivos even offers space for not-rich people in well-appointed community shelters for just a one-time $35,000 charge per person.

Forbes adds that back in the day, thousands of workers and their families lived on this site, including famed journalist Tom Brokaw as a child.

The location has the advantage of being over a hundred miles from the nearest nuclear targets and having two wells that draw fresh water from a subterranean aquifer. According to Forbes, Vivos will have everything needed for a self-sufficient community.

Onsite amenities are planned to include, a General Store, a members-only Restaurant & Bar, BBQ areas, a Community Theater, Hot Tub Spa, Gym, Medical Clinic, Hydroponic Gardens, Meeting Rooms, Classrooms, a Chapel, Horse Stables, Shooting Ranges, Vivos Equipment and Construction Supply Depot, Woodworking Shop, Maintenance Shop, Metal Fabrication Shop, and a fully built-out showroom bunker to demonstrate how each can be outfitted and equipped.

Vivos’ Robert Vicino has also introduced a new community in the eastern part of Germany, which Forbes‘ Jim Dobson describes as “an invitation only, five-star, underground survival complex, similar to an underground cruise ship for the elite.”

While these clients value their privacy, Dobson was able to snap some stunning photos of their luxury doomsday bunkers, including two he posted on Twitter. The bedroom below features a giant fish tank, complete with a coral reef.

Photo of bedroom with wall-to-wall fish tank. Jim Dobson @TheLuxeWorld Apr 21 More Check out exclusive photos inside the Billionaire Doomsday Bunkers. How the wealthy are preparing for Nuclear attack
Luxury doomsday bunkers of the rich and famous. Photo by Jim Dobson via Twitter.

This room features a pool and you’d never even know it’s underground.

Photo of underground swimming pool. Jim Dobson on luxury doomsday bunkers...Billionaires Building Super Underground Bunkers To Escape @forbes
Luxury doomsday bunkers of the rich and famous. Photo by Jim Dobson via Twitter.

As we learned when former Vice President Dick Cheney kept hiding out in an “undisclosed location,” we also have secret bunkers all over the country so our government officials can duck and cover. Business Insider notes that only the most “critical personnel” would be admitted. In some cases, even their families wouldn’t be allowed in.

A secret bunker in Pennsylvania is the place top government officials will relocate in the event of a nuclear war. 4:30 

The above photos prove that when the end of the world arrives, there will be no survivors except for the rats, the cockroaches, the politicians, and the ultra-rich. And the cruel irony is that Donald Trump may start a war, but he won’t have to suffer the consequences.