BREAKING: Mueller To Make Another Surprise Arrest, Trump May Resign If He Testifies

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Early on Monday morning, Special Counsel Robert Mueller handed down his first set of indictments in the Trump/Russia investigation, after a federal grand jury indicted former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort and his longtime business associate Rick Gates on 12 charges, including conspiracy against the United States. According to a senior member of the House …

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Sarah Huckabee Makes Up Ridiculous List Of Achievements For Trump; The Lies Continue

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In her short time as Trump’s little stooge, White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has stood on the podium and blatantly lied about all of her bosses so-called accomplishments. In a press briefing, the White House said that history will remember Donald Trump for his achievements – including his efforts to defeat ISIS and …

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Evidence continues to mount that Ivanka Trump does not, in fact, know how to use words ( Images and Video )

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For a while there, it was hoped that Ivanka Trump would be “a moderating influence” on her deranged, infirm father. Around the time of the Republican National Convention, the press and centrist politicians couldn’t stop lauding her poise, surmising that if Donald Trump could raise someone like her, maybe this whole “totally incompetent, clearly senile, …

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Trump Says Soldier’s Widow Is Lying Because He Has “One of the Great Memories of All Time”

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Myeshia Johnson’s husband, Army Sgt. La David Johnson, was recently killed in action in Niger. She has said that she was upset by the condolence call she received from Donald Trump because, among other things, he stumbled while recalling her husband’s name. I can only say this. I was really nice to her. I respect her, …

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Trump Turns His Back On His Own Chief Of Staff; Calls Him A Liar

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Donald Trump has contradicted his Chief of Staff John Kelly by stating that his passionate defense of the controversial president regarding the fallen soldier was “a total lie”. Many will be shocked that Trump took to Twitter to slap down one of his most senior aides, especially considering the lengths that he went to defend Trump. Trump …

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Kellyanne Claims Divorce Possible After Donald Learns Melania Is Involved With President Of U.S. Virgin Islands

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Melania steals a moment with the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands. An irate President Trump was fuming in the White House today, after learning that First Lady Melania Trump was romantically connected to the President of the U.S. Virgin Islands. “They even have a young son together. So wrong!” Though his first instinct was …

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Trump Looks Dazed And Confused During Healthcare Executive Order; Has No Idea What’s Going On (VIDEO)

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On Thursday, Pres. Donald Trump took the first steps toward dismantling the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) when he signed an executive order that will give the Trump administration the task of policy development that will supposedly increase healthcare completion and lower prices. Specifically, the President is directing the Labor Department to study how to make …

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