Donald Trump Just Chucked Rolls Of Paper Towels At Puerto Rican Hurricane Survivors

Donald Trump, along with wife Melania Trump, is visiting Puerto Rico today to assess the storm damage and get briefed on the hurricane relief

Oh Donald, you never disappoint when it comes to humiliating the United States.

Donald Trump, along with wife Melania Trump, is visiting Puerto Rico today to assess the storm damage and get briefed on the hurricane relief efforts.

“We’ve saved a lot of lives,” Mr. Trump said. “If you look at the – every death is a horror – but if you look at a real catastrophe like Katrina, and you look at the tremendous – hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of people that died. And you look at what happened here with really a storm that was just totally overpowering. Nobody’s ever seen anything like this. What is your death count? Sixteen people certified. Sixteen people versus in the thousands. You can be very proud. Sixteen versus literally thousands of people. Everybody around this table and everybody watching can really be proud of what’s taken place.”

Trump then proceeded to an event in a room with storm victims.

Trump, in what the White House press pooler described as a Stephen Curry impersonation, shot paper towels into the crowd.

Twitter had a field day:

Trump throws paper towels to crowd in Puerto Rico? Did he forget the Play-Doh and crusts of bread?

You throw t-shirts at a baseball game. You don’t throw basic necessities at hurricane victims. You dumb fuck.

No No No! This did not happen. Tell me this really didn’t happen. Of course it did. It’s Trump…

“As he walked away, President Trump turned back around and tossed a roll of paper towels, like Joe Green tossing his jersey to the kid.”

Are you sure Trump didn’t say, “Now go use these paper towels to clean up your own debt mess” or does he just think they can use Bounty to soak up all the flood waters?

Now there’s video!

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